Are you guilbal and sad?

Thats a good start then! Please help I am down to my last seven hundred thousand pounds(thats sterling you know) Binkie needs an operation to get a poker removed, one of our games, with the maids went a horribly wrong last night, and the cheapest I can get it done for is �87.00 plus VATsend money now To Cad towers you know the big house on top of the hill, the one that looks down on the poor people. No cheques, cash only, nothing under �20 please(20s roll well don't you think ,why do the dealers not give you free straws with the stuff they could afford it) no euros or dollars as we all know they are worthless, and it is so tiresome going to the bank with a sack of cash to change up.Children when mummy and daddy aren't about take the money from there wallets and purse (they would only spend on rubbish adult stuff like electic bills etc) and send it to me I shall send you a badge with "I helped binkie walk again".TTFN