Here is a joke for you.....don't shoot the messenger..lol?

An octopus walks into a bar,i can play any musical instrument,he boasts, so one man gives him a guitar which he plays better than Jimmy hendrix, another man gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton john,a third man throws him some bagpipes.The octupus fumbles about for a couple of minutes,Whats wrong cant ya play it asks the man.....play it says the octopus, Im gonna make love to it as soon as i get the damn pyjamas off it.....